Some of you have noticed that my last deviation [link] was a little... depressing. I was feeling frustrated and just spontaneously wrote out a prayer. Then I thought I'd post it, 'cuz... why not.

Some of you will be skeptical, but that prayer was totally answered immediately. I remembered something I had been putting off for a while: a fragment wish to go through the gospels and write down all the straightforward commands of Jesus. You know. What did He emphasize? What did He think was worth repeating?

I was already feeling better before I began. Then texted me.

Thought I'd share, 'cuz it made me laugh.


I am happily enjoying Blake's hospitality tonight. He and I are going to babysit the dogs and play video games. What are your plans tonight?

HUGE private Bible study.

Aww. Just you?

Me 'n' the four gospels.

Luke's had his eye on you for a few weeks now. John is spiteful.

Mark says he wants his captain back? What captain?

Now he's talking about havin' a little captain in ya... Are you guys gay together?!

Pretty much all us Jesus followers are. He's soooo hot after all.

Although I'm beginning to suspect Judas may be swinging both ways...

He likes vagina(s).

He came across that second "R" honestly.

Brain-death can be determined by a man's ability to have an erection. If he can't get it up, smothering him with a pillow is the most loving thing you could do.

George really likes vagina(s).

He (used to be?) Catholic.

He really, REALLY likes vagina(s).

George loves all his characters, and wants them to have posses. George loves all his posses, and wants each member to have names. George loves all his readers, and so expects them to learn about 300 ridiculous names per book.

If you are nice to a thirteen-year-old girl, and give her the option of saying no, it's not rape. She'll totally want you.

George attended an all-boys' school.

Open mouths remind George of vagina(s).

Prostitutes remind George of vagina(s).

Feminists remind George of vagina(s).

Sluts remind George of vagina(s).

Old people remind George of vagina(s).

War reminds George of vagina(s).

George isn't sexist, because his female characters have distinct personalities.

George doesn't hate gay people, but he is absolutely terrified that he might be gay.

George likes the stabby weapons. I wonder what those remind him of?

George loves to describe every gushing, bleeding wound he inflicts upon his characters. Probably because they remind him of

...vagina(s).

George is obviously just like Tolkien, if not better.



OH GEORGE WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU

School has started yayyyyy

I'll see you all later.

Honestly, I'll probably come in every now and again to check messages. And I do have a new deviation in the (very slow) works. But I am going to be VERY behind on your deviations. And for that I'm... really, really sorry.

Eventually I'll be back with Fear Carousel, and your latest contributions to the Dream Carousel. (If you don't know what that is, you should: [link])

Don't forget, if you want commissions, this is the gal for you:

Guys, our fellow deviant is in a bit of a bind. That is, she's a great artist, but she's having trouble with the rent. Now, to be honest, I generally hate anime and think manga is dumb, but even I think this chick is really talented. Most of you like anime in general, so I have no reason to believe you wouldn't think her art is phenomenal.

Please, PLEASE visit her and commission her:
Her name's *Obi-quiet. Isn't that awesome?

Thanks, everyone. I know I can count on you to support a fellow artist.



Community Projects:
Dream Carousel [link]
Fear Carousel (coming soon)

Friends & Watchers:



Clubs:

A bunch of us (you included, if you so desire!) are taking the black and white lineart of these scraps: [link] and doing WHATEVER WE WANT with them! Think of it as a celebration of our various art styles.

Color one. Post it somewhere. Send me a link, and I'll put it up here! It doesn't matter if someone has already done it, and yes, you really can color it however you want!

Coming up next: Horror Carousel.


DREAM CAROUSEL:

Spinning Dodo
[link] by ~mach03trek
[link] by ~hrwilliams

Pegasus
[link] by ~Demeron

King Elk
[link] by ~hrwilliams

Fire Elk
[link] and [link] by ~Avalmaar

Flying Seahorse
[link] by ~hrwilliams


EXTRA
:devInsanity-fox: has graciously donated her scraps to the project, as well! [link]

More to come!